<solo squirrel male>
Mushrooms with sand, this mushrooms with sand!
I`m looking this shit that you dare to send.
They are with sand, they are not clean,
And you didn`t hide it, you were not enough keen. <squirrel chorus>
Mushrooms with sand, ooo. Mushrooms with sand.
<again solo>
Mushrooms with sand, I`m so upset.
You are a murderer, you are a rat.
This hill of shit got me down on my knees,
Sand with mushrooms - that`s what it is!
<chorus>
Mushrooms with sand, ooo. Mushrooms with sand.
<back to solo>
If you want a sand you`ll get soon -
Just go outside and eat a full spoon.
And I need mushrooms, not this sand spore.
I`m not taking this shit any more.
<chorus>
Mushrooms with sand, ooo. Mushrooms with sand.
<solo squirrel female>
The stuff that you show me just isn`t mine.
The mushrooms I send you where enough fine.
Consisted some worms and maybe some shit,
But they cannot be as clean as a wheat.
<solo squirrel male>
Oh dammit you say that sand isn`t all?!
Such a garbage, how low have you fall!
My eyes can`t believe the shit that I see,
I rather see dirty pieces of tree!
<chorus>
Mushrooms with sand, ooo. Mushrooms with sand.
Mushrooms with worms, ooo. Mushrooms with worms.
...Sand! Worms!...Sand! Worms!... Uuuuu!!...
( coking, shaking ears )
<solo squirrel male #2>
When facing with shit, be clever like fox.
You blind hen, you took the wrong box!
Open your eyes, look at the card -
"Garbage and must be thrown off the yard".
<chorus>
Wooo!
<solo squirrel female>
Animal you. Whats`s in your head?
Handlers for ears and pieces of bread?!
Look right ahead - there`s what you lost.
Full package of mushrooms of quality first!
<chorus>
Package of mushrooms, shining and clean,
Pieces are cut accurately and thin!
Mushrooms are clean, ooo. Mushrooms are clean.
No sand and worms, ooo...
<chorus stops, solo squirrel male #1>
Энд апсолютли дру!
Fin.
